"Couple Time" & Drive by Jumpings

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine who was saying that she wanted to spend time with her guy friend and she called it "couple time". See, even now it makes me laugh. I don't know why it makes me laugh but when I think of couple time I actually think of couples going out and having time together, but I guess guys can be just friends and you can go and have time with them. Every time she talks about quote "couple time" unquote it makes me laugh. I think of couples going out and going on dates, not two friends who are guy and girl who are going out on a date but not dating. WEIRD. I don't even know what you would call that. Apparently it's "couple time". So random. I picture a guy and girl holding hands and when i start to picture my friend doing this with her guy friend it weirds me out and I just can't picture it. She doesn't think of him that way at all and same for him. Not that you can't go out with members of the opposite sex, but I think of it for couples and not just friends.

One day my friend and I were having a conversation about getting to that time of the month and getting really frisky and wanting to have a close relationship with certain guys. And of course I have to open my mouth and say "what you mean a drive by jumping, where you drive by and just jump him?". So every time I say that it makes her laugh. So when it gets to that time of the month and we're feeling frisky we talk about drive by jumpings. My friend was having a particularly rough time last month and we got talking about drive by jumpings. I told her that if I knew how to drive a stick shift I would have driven so she could just jump out and grab a guy on the street. She was so ready to go and even had the specific guy in mind. In fact, if she had known whether or not he was in town and which room in the house was his she would have stopped on her way home and gone up to his room. Now, that would have completely freaked him out, this friend of his going at him with wild animal lust, but, satisfied her.

Ever since then "couple time" and drive by jumpings have come into conversation, but not about the same guy. Every time we both laugh at them too. In fact, it's about that time for drive by jumpings again. I may have to go take care of that one.